Darwin Awards
Darwin Awards 1999

Wir erweisen der Hypothese von Charles Darwin Ehre, indem wir jährlich Darwin Awards an jene (Reste von) Individuen verleihen, die alles dabei gegeben haben, unseren Genpool zu verbessern. Wir applaudieren jenen, die das ultimative Opfer erbracht haben und sich selbst in aussergewöhnlichster und dümmster Art und Weise aus unserer Spezies verabschiedeten. Next
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Leben und Sterben nach zionistischer Zeit
Gewinner

Feuerwehr brandgefährlich!
Vize

Wannenwandeln
Darwin in Kürze
Kupferdieb
Burmesischer Python
What's New Pussycat?
Lachgas

Fatales Füßeln
Gewinner

Vollgas zur�ck!
Staatlicher Spanner
Gott bestraft Bösewicht
    in der Kirche

Harte Arbeit wird belohnt
Blök!
Dum Dum Boutique
Beim nächsten mal
    besser Kevlar...
In Rauch aufgegangen

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Murderous Affair
Wrong Time, Wrong Place
Hurricane Hangover
In A Pig's Eye
Fish Gag
Pancake Pantry Thief
Gunpowder-Guy Fawkes
Guitars 'n' Guns
Dry Spell
Mortal Insult
FishMan
Lawyer Aloft
Playing with Cats
One For the Birds
Cigarette Lighter Triggers Fatal Explosion
Hungry Python Kills Owner
Scrap Metal Thieves
Privacy on the Beach
Bungee Jumper
Poor Driving Runs in the Family
Tunnels of Doom
New Dating Technique
Escaping Conviction
No Bike Lane at the Airport
Out of their Heads
Never Too Old for a Darwin Award
Sequined Pastie
Don't Drink and Fly
Halloween Pumpkin Award
Love from the Heart
Don't Chute the Messenger
Dive to Death
Ski Theft Backfires
Passionate Plunge
Hanging Around Jail
Sex and Suffocation
The Bumbershoot
Gone Fishin'
Snake Charmer?
Sleepfalling
Smarter Animals
Wiped Out
Poisonous Pets
Killer Whale Rodeo
Maine Chainsaw Romance
Yosemite Hike
Dead Spitter
Stay With the Herd!
Paragliding vs. Parasailing
Roller-Coaster
Ur-inate-iot
Show Off
Sink the Cue Ball
Sauna Kills Monk
Wet Will He
Intelligence Blunders
Mental Eclipse
Lights Out
Lights Out Addition
Yosemite Parachute Safety
Hall of Shame
Fatal Footwear Fashion
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
The Winner Gets... a Post Mortem
Resistance is Futile
Wild Animal Lesson
Avoiding a Fight
Power of Satan?
Justice is Served
Flames of Passion
Love Crushed Sex
Breatharianism
Shell Shot
Liposuction Tragedy
Three Clowns on a Scooter
Concrete Cylinder Roll
Ostrich Axioms
Stupid Human Tricks
Hardheads
Testing Faith
Short & Sweet
Lobster Vasectomy
Fast Food Fatality
Enraged Elephant
Scooter Snuff
Sweet Release
Fifteen Minutes of Flame
Sewer Shower
That Sinking Feeling
Sheep Sleep
God Saves?
Crystal Daze
Fishing With No Compass
Rubbish!
Just Say No!
Ice Floe Frolic
Bulletproof?
Killing Time
Intersecting Darwins
The Human Fly
Dodging Drink Dues
Grenade Juggler
Snowball's Chance in Hell
Ethanol Schmethanol
Cable Cut
Blown Away

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