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Girls dies after bison toss

Young lady walks up to a female bison in Yellowstone. Did she want to chat with it about Old Faithful? Not sure if this young lady already has any children, but the bison was in no mood to chat this day, so the bison gored her and tossed her into the air, ensuring she can produce no more children.

Submitted on 06/01/2022

Submitted by: Fogtown Boy

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I just can't fathom how anybody would think it's a good idea to walk up to a wild animal that weighs in excess of 1,000 pounds. Thanks!

Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Thanks! It's a fricking bison!