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man electrocuted in ohio substation 9.4 (7 votes)

No circus career for him 8.8 (14 votes)

x BISON TOSS Woman Needs Helmet 8.7 (26 votes)

HM: Petrol + Cigarette = Petro-Crisis 8.7 (7 votes)

'Heard A Shout' Elevator Flats 8.6 (8 votes)

Over an open drawbridge 8.5 (17 votes)

Elementary! 8.4 (5 votes)

Superdumb Bus Superhero! 8.4 (34 votes)

Fall into the elevator 8.3 (8 votes)

Killer security device. 8.3 (3 votes)

DA: Missing The Water On a Cliff Dive 8.2 (30 votes)

Florida Man 8.2 (12 votes)

SURVIVORS-Holy waters made him Sikh 8.2 (11 votes)

Paddle boarder Darwin Award. 8.0 (8 votes)

DA: Young Adults Blockade A Rolling Truck 7.6 (19 votes)

British tourist, 22, killed by heli 7.3 (8 votes)

Frisbee the Alligator 7.2 (29 votes)

Jump to eliminate 7.2 (4 votes)

Sister Act 7.2 (7 votes)

One last pull-up 7.2 (5 votes)

Not Taking It Lion Down 7.0 (15 votes)

Out of air, but not really 6.8 (8 votes)

Incorrect title on "Girls dies ..." 6.7 (4 votes)

Darwin selfie Fail 6.7 (8 votes)

Uninsulinated 6.6 (6 votes)

Drown in a public pool 6.6 (3 votes)

Authorities in Pennsylvania say a m 6.5 (10 votes)

Just when you thought it was safe.. 5.8 (6 votes)

Ukrainian Rockets Explode 5.7 (4 votes)

Man dies after ingesting caffeine p 5.2 (4 votes)

DONE: gun in waistband 4.2 (7 votes)

 

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