Charles and a monkey share a meaningful sidelong glance.

The Darwin Awards

Recent Slush Pile

Which should we promote to winners?
Submit An Incident

Stories Ranked by Vote

Killer security device. 9.2 (8 votes)

HM: Petrol + Cigarette = Petro-Crisis 9.1 (10 votes)

'Heard A Shout' Elevator Flats 8.8 (10 votes)

No circus career for him 8.7 (17 votes)

x BISON TOSS Woman Needs Helmet 8.6 (29 votes)

Over an open drawbridge 8.6 (18 votes)

Superdumb Bus Superhero! 8.5 (41 votes)

SURVIVORS-Holy waters made him Sikh 8.4 (12 votes)

DA: Missing The Water On a Cliff Dive 8.3 (32 votes)

Fall into the elevator 8.3 (8 votes)

Florida Man 8.2 (12 votes)

Elementary! 8.2 (7 votes)

man electrocuted in ohio substation 8.2 (14 votes)

Paddle boarder Darwin Award. 8.0 (8 votes)

DA: Young Adults Blockade A Rolling Truck 7.6 (19 votes)

One last pull-up 7.5 (7 votes)

British tourist, 22, killed by heli 7.3 (8 votes)

Frisbee the Alligator 7.2 (29 votes)

Jump to eliminate 7.2 (4 votes)

Sister Act 7.2 (7 votes)

Not Taking It Lion Down 7.0 (15 votes)

Out of air, but not really 6.8 (8 votes)

Ukrainian Rockets Explode 6.8 (6 votes)

Incorrect title on "Girls dies ..." 6.7 (4 votes)

Darwin selfie Fail 6.7 (8 votes)

Uninsulinated 6.6 (6 votes)

Drown in a public pool 6.6 (3 votes)

Authorities in Pennsylvania say a m 6.5 (10 votes)

Just when you thought it was safe.. 6.1 (7 votes)

Man dies after ingesting caffeine p 6.0 (5 votes)

DONE: gun in waistband 4.2 (7 votes)

 

Older Older Older Older
Slush Pile Rejects

Advanced Search

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend

DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2022