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Ms Darwin says: "I fixed the URL input field: the maxlength was set to 00."


I don't think I can improve on the wording given by Nate Kangas four years ago, but I think Quora answers are copy-left or similar.

He differs from the article he quotes in several details.

The man looks too young to be a likely father already, and may not have quite taken himself out of the gene pool, even if some type of AI is needed, but I would definitely think that was pure luck, rather than judgement.

It seems amazing that you do not yet have this.

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Date Mon 30 Oct 2017,

Submitted on 05/24/2022


Submitted by: Robert Scott

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Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Because we're not sure whether he has removed himself from the gene pool, I'm going to leave this as an HM. However - we prefer story details, as links expire. Thanks

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention