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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.1 (1999 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30752 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3392 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (2249 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24431 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17365 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18299 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (13094 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7906 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14128 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17293 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13536 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8784 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11154 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19551 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10713 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4372 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1757 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11868 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10619 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5718 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18975 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6447 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9362 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (555 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6517 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17396 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5408 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5870 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21487 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9781 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5765 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.4 (83 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.3 (121 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2139 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4570 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3159 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14764 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6123 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7104 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4779 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.2 (11603 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7218 votes)


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