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Darwin Awards
1999 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Bowling 8.9 (8300 votes)

Packing the Wardrobe 8.3 (4043 votes)

Disco Dork 8.1 (4046 votes)

Gangster Blues 7.7 (3122 votes)

Tide-ally Impaired 7.5 (2908 votes)

Bridge Bonzai 7.3 (2641 votes)

Jump Rope Blues 7.2 (2706 votes)

Levelled 7.1 (1626 votes)

Trephination 7.1 (2536 votes)

Industrious Brain Dead Private 6.9 (2402 votes)

Train Dodge! 6.9 (2599 votes)

Betrayal of Trussed 6.9 (2094 votes)

Quarry Story 6.7 (1824 votes)

Unkindest Cut of All 6.6 (2700 votes)

Flak Vest Test 6.6 (2807 votes)

Coke, the Real Thing 6.6 (5039 votes)

What a Gas! 6.4 (2457 votes)

Cleaning the Head 6.4 (3645 votes)

Diving Lessons 6.2 (2330 votes)

Polar Bear Lesson 6.2 (3040 votes)

North Pacific Deckpecker 6.2 (3206 votes)

The Iceman Exiteth 6.1 (1942 votes)

Withdrawing Money 6.1 (3031 votes)

Car Surfing 6.0 (3300 votes)

Fun with Forklifts 6.0 (3467 votes)

Cement Punching Bag 6.0 (2785 votes)

Jet Ski Jock 5.8 (2562 votes)

Wives With Chloroform 5.5 (2924 votes)

Leap of Faith 5.3 (2214 votes)

Helium and Oxygen Don't Mix 5.0 (2834 votes)

Elemental Mistake 4.9 (1871 votes)

Newton's Laws of Motion 4.8 (2406 votes)

Accident Waiting to Happen 4.5 (3260 votes)

Breaking the Law 4.3 (3261 votes)

Cat-Astrophe 3.4 (3537 votes)

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