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Personal Accounts

We salute the spirit portrayed in the following
personal accounts, submitted by loyal
and sometimes reluctant readers.

In 2008 the category "Personal Account" was merged into "Darwin Awards" (unconfirmed) and, more often, "Honorable Mentions" (again, unconfirmed.) Stories below are sorted by popularity, within each year.

2007 star Catching a Buzz star Bicycle Chain of Accidents star Big Bang Theory star A Highly Improbable Trajectory star Hedge Your Bets star Chivalry Rebuffed star The Flaming Shot star Gag Reflex star Ammo Dumps star Remember The Hindenburg star Bong Gone Wrong    2006 star Hook, Line, and Sinker star Sileage Spreader star Missed Stop Misstep star Revenge of Mother Love star Pennsic 35    2005 star Captain Magneto star Wild Wheelchair Ride star Bullet-Brain star Do What I Say, Not What I Do star Tight Wad star Gun Safety Nonsense star Medieval Flambe star Air Freshener star The Bigger the Better star Stupid Car star A Salty Tale star Volunteer 'Fire' Man star Bullet-Brain    2004 star BlackCats in the Pants star Blast from the Past star Watch Where You're Going star Dodging the Draft Horse star Do-It-Yourself Bass Boat star Brake Care star Cleaning Solution    2003 star Shortcut Cut Short star Human Paper Towel star Under Pressure star Koroneburg Village Idiot star Hot Hot Chocolate star A Gasser of a Story star Icarus star Bufo Marinus star The Man with the Iron Stomach star Gas Spill    2002 star Fuzzy Fights Back star Bridge Over Frozen Water star Stag Party star Exploding Latrine star Chemistry Lesson star Scrambled Eggs star Lion Lunch star The Barbequed Chef star The Answer Is... star Rectum Nearly Killed'm star Famous Last Words star Mixing Bread Dough star Wag the Dog star Cure for Lice star Repeat Offender star Bridge Work star Electric Safety Lesson star Sexy Snack Slays star Chainsaw Slingshot star Pocket M80 star Electric Eccentric star Anchor Man star Christmas Fireworks star Acetylene Fun? Not! star Amateur Roofing star Home Improvement star Copper Clod star "Do Not Drink" star Flashy Chef star Laser Dim Bulb star Pain in the Neck star Backyard Body Surfing star Blasting Expertise star Watch!... Cool!...    2001 star Miracle Mile star  Medical Misadventures star Wasps star Tube Snake star Parachute Catch star Horsing Around star Monkey Business star Regular & Extra Crispy star Fleas of Fire star Real Science star Flat Fix Fizzles star Got a Match? star Uncle Rick's End star Power Over Plate Glass star Accident Prone star Firebug star Workin' on the Railroad star Theoretical Knowledge star Bepples star Power! star XYZ    2000 star One Cool Dude star Excellent Adventure star Emergency Room Excitement star Medic! star  Man With Gas Can star Dead as a Doda star 5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains star My Friend John's Testis star Why I'm the Last of Nine Children star Eat the Young star Feces Pieces star A Clean Toilet star Why Kids Leave the Farm star Lawnmower Mechanics star It Gets Worse… star Cesium Initiative star Fill 'er Up! star Is it Loaded? star Final Flick of Bic star Compacted Ignorance star Extensible Aluminum Stave star Robot Reaper star  Bug Repellent star Bicycle Blues star Brush with Stupidity star Prop Arc Safety star Surprise Flush star Pop Like a Grape star A Darwin Dog star Round Lake Short Cut star Man Versus Mower star Tourist Trap star Testing the Waters star The Egg Factory star Bye Bye Birdie star Brewery Mishap star Instant Sunrise    1999 star Bridge Bowling star Packing the Wardrobe star Disco Dork star Gangster Blues star Tide-ally Impaired star Bridge Bonzai star Jump Rope Blues star Levelled star Trephination star Industrious Brain Dead Private star Train Dodge! star Betrayal of Trussed star Quarry Story star Unkindest Cut of All star Flak Vest Test star Coke, the Real Thing star What a Gas! star Cleaning the Head star Diving Lessons star Polar Bear Lesson star North Pacific Deckpecker star The Iceman Exiteth star Withdrawing Money star Car Surfing star Fun with Forklifts star Cement Punching Bag star Jet Ski Jock star Wives With Chloroform star Leap of Faith star Helium and Oxygen Don't Mix star Elemental Mistake star Newton's Laws of Motion star Accident Waiting to Happen star Breaking the Law star Cat-Astrophe    1998 star Pissing Into the Wind star Rub Dub Dub Men in a Tub star Team Spirit star Bubble Bath? star Forklift Tomfoolery star I Can Fly! star Don't Argue with Partner in Crime star Man and Cactus

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