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Darwin Awards
2002 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5205 votes)

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7525 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2413 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (7094 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8529 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8806 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.6 (4611 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3481 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5694 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (4159 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (4126 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3721 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7771 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4892 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5225 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4318 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 8.0 (6204 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4574 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4756 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (5119 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2202 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4880 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (3089 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.4 (2675 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3349 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4521 votes)

Copper Clod 6.9 (2541 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.8 (3312 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (3043 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3353 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2741 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3221 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.8 (2123 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3250 votes)

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