Propelled by the force of the hammer, the sharp blade split the soft wood and buried itself in his heart. He staggered from his dorm room into the Halloween party, gasping, "I really did it!" before succumbing.
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Reference: Dead Men Do Tell Tales by William R. Maples, Ph.D., 1994