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2017 Darwin Awards

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

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Steamy Buns 8.1 (360 votes)

Red Evolution 8.0 (1608 votes)

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