Shout out to those who sacrificed their very lives--inadvertently to be sure--to improve our gene pool by that one minute iota.
Steel Macbook ArmorYou are wearing body armor in a dangerous warzone. You spot a loose Macbook. You need a Macbook, where to hide it? With quick reflexes a Russian soldier slid that laptop into his chest armor pocket, replacing... ...
Pastor Shawn Meets His MakerBoating on Lake Seminole was a delight to Shawn and his friend, up until his boat began to founder. And he had no life vest! But no worry. Other boaters on the lake called the Pinellas County Sheriff Rescue... ...
Tombstoned FootballerDutch football pro Mourad Lamrabatte was hungry for the thrill of Tombstone'ing off a cliff into the ocean. Thinking, 'My athletic strength will carry me way out into the beautiful blu ...
Death By Water Bottle Waterfall- A man sneaked into the back of a closed supermarket on Easter Monday, and that was the last break-in of his life. He paused to enjoy a drink of water, pulling a bottle from a towering tableau, and the whole dar ...
Molten ManPompeii And Circumstance: The 75 year old was game for an off-limits sortie into Volcanoes National Park. A resident of the nearby town of Hilo, the elder hiker was well aware of lava's distinctive molten danger. Probably had a picture of ...
The Car Wash BluesPerplexing. No one knows why a Las Vegas resident jumped out of their Scion after driving it into an Escondido car wash, all we know is that they did. Avoiding a bee? Twerking? Spotted a Jackson? 56- ...
124 Snakes Seek Less Annoying HousemateAuthorities making a welfare check found David Riston dead alone in a house with numerous species of snake, some venomous. Cobras, rattlesnakes, black mambas, and a gigantic python... ...
Superman Stupor-manA relatable Retro Darwin Award prank called 'Supermanning' gained popularity in the US Navy ten years before this 2005 fatality: Hold tight to a makeshift harness and leap from the rear-end of an airborne military helicopter, to fly like... Stupor-Man!! ...
Pretty Fly For A Dead GuyA West Houston student pilot named Solomon was allowed to solo in a Cessna 172 a few weeks before the incident described below. After the solo flight, the exhilarated 23-year-old decided to buy a different plane ...
Struck SpeechlessRoll a fat cigar of brainpower for two mental midges who climbed out of their vehicles on busy Interstate 80 to argue about who slammed into whom. In short order both argle bargle bots got slammed, this time withou ...
Rock HoundOpus-40 is an ambitious stoneworks compared to Stonehenge: Six acres of stone ridges, bridges, and moats puzzled together tightly using no mortar by Mr. Harvey Fite. A magnificent landscape of Hudson Valley stoner madnesss! ...
