Steel Macbook Armor
2022 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin
Confirmed True by Darwin
You are wearing body armor in a warzone. You spot abandoned Macbook. You want Macbook. Where to hide it? With quick reflexes a Russian soldier slid that Macbook into his chest armor pocket, replacing a ballistic plate designed to save his life.
He was killed in Irpin, and his body was retrieved, providing a hearty laugh for all of Ukraine. 'Instant Karma' They reportedly found a stolen iPad as well. Wonder where the iPad was hidden? Next to this watch? (Pulp Fiction)
"Why didn't he type quickly, Ctrl+Z ?" --Charly W, FB
"That was the Hunter Biden Macbook!" --Ricardo D, FB
"In Russia life steals you." -Jason P, FB
