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1994 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sizzling Scaffolding 8.4 (10521 votes)

Auto Blotto 8.3 (9354 votes)

Convince the Jury 8.2 (3966 votes)

Where's the Shoot? Where's the Chute? 8.2 (1673 votes)

Historic Darwins 8.1 (1685 votes)

Mortal Insult 8.0 (9241 votes)

Tired Ammo 8.0 (10828 votes)

Bottom of the Barrel 8.0 (972 votes)

Absolutely Radiant 8.0 (1526 votes)

Risky Reenactment 7.9 (4867 votes)

Conquering the Arch 7.9 (1138 votes)

Tight-Lacing 7.8 (95 votes)

Cactus Crunch 7.7 (9661 votes)

Train of Thought 7.6 (2997 votes)

Catapult to Glory 7.6 (3891 votes)

Short Circuit 7.6 (4807 votes)

A Breathtaking View 7.5 (1105 votes)

Mile-High Club Failure 7.4 (6648 votes)

Kung Fu Lion 7.0 (9648 votes)

Military Intelligence 7.0 (2595 votes)

Antlers Ahoy! 6.9 (4699 votes)

"Hazard Befell Him" 6.9 (6756 votes)

Guitars 'n' Guns 6.8 (4498 votes)

Dry Spell 6.8 (7935 votes)

Junk Food Junkie 6.0 (3610 votes)

Electric Bathtub Blues 5.9 (5086 votes)

Samurai Astronomer 5.6 (1181 votes)

Physics Lesson 5.5 (2752 votes)

Gunpowder-Guy Fawkes 4.8 (6408 votes)

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