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2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3156 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6170 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3730 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2248 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2617 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2075 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1708 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1563 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1954 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2639 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4248 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.6 (3327 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4122 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3409 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1650 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.1 (2605 votes)

Wetting The Bed 7.0 (1488 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1487 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1667 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (672 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (3025 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.2 (1759 votes)

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