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2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3148 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6152 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3725 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2237 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2612 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2071 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1707 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1556 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1945 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2631 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4238 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.6 (3032 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4115 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3398 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1647 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.1 (2596 votes)

Wetting The Bed 7.0 (1480 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1480 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1662 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (669 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (3022 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1726 votes)

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