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2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3159 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6176 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3732 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2249 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2619 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2076 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1709 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1564 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1956 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2641 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4250 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.7 (3404 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4124 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3412 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1652 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.1 (2608 votes)

Wetting The Bed 7.0 (1490 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1490 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1670 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (675 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (3028 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.2 (1766 votes)

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