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2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3129 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6110 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3701 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2221 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2594 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2057 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1695 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1538 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1926 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2613 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4221 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4092 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3388 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.2 (1925 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1636 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1462 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.0 (2575 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1650 votes)

Wetting The Bed 6.9 (1466 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (656 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (3006 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1685 votes)

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