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2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3145 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6150 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3723 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2234 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2611 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2067 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1703 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1553 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1941 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2628 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4237 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4111 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.5 (2904 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3397 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1644 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.1 (2592 votes)

Wetting The Bed 7.0 (1477 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1478 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1661 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (668 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (3021 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1723 votes)

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