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2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3166 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6183 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3739 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2257 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2625 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2083 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1713 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1570 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1961 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2651 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4258 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.7 (3521 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4130 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3417 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1656 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.1 (2617 votes)

Wetting The Bed 7.0 (1495 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1494 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1674 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (682 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (3032 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.2 (1777 votes)

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