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2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3163 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6181 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3736 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2255 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2624 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2083 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1713 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1568 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1961 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2647 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4258 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.7 (3480 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4128 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3416 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1656 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.1 (2614 votes)

Wetting The Bed 7.0 (1493 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1494 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1672 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (680 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (3032 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.2 (1776 votes)

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