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2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3126 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6108 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3697 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2221 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2593 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2056 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1695 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1535 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1925 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2609 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4216 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4089 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3385 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.2 (1924 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1636 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1462 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.0 (2575 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1648 votes)

Wetting The Bed 6.9 (1466 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (654 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (3005 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1683 votes)

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