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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Santa Ignorância 8.6 (23122 votes)

Payback 8.4 (507 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.1 (5998 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9214 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.0 (427 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10255 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7388 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.9 (7862 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6352 votes)

Pierced! 7.8 (8112 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10630 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7911 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (4151 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7690 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (5119 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.7 (406 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3314 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.5 (748 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4259 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.3 (3508 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6661 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.2 (2666 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3924 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3405 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.6 (4056 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.5 (331 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5348 votes)

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