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2001 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

The Dumb Tax? 8.4 (181 votes)

BulletProof 7.8 (4778 votes)

The Unkindest Cut 7.8 (13481 votes)

Crystal Daze 7.7 (3084 votes)

Blown Away 7.7 (12366 votes)

Fifteen Minutes of Flame 7.6 (15496 votes)

Rubbish! 7.6 (8617 votes)

Think Before You Leap 7.6 (13294 votes)

Killing Time 7.5 (12097 votes)

Snowmoboater 7.5 (21 votes)

Pig Jig 7.4 (1174 votes)

Sweet Release 7.2 (3300 votes)

Snowball's Chance in Hell 7.2 (19242 votes)

Fire Ants 7.2 (7616 votes)

Roadkill 6.9 (993 votes)

Coke Is It! 6.7 (9014 votes)

Thirst for Death 6.5 (5128 votes)

Dodging Drink Dues 6.5 (1613 votes)

Path of Least Resistance 6.5 (11027 votes)

Fishing With No Compass 6.4 (5455 votes)

God Saves? 6.3 (9812 votes)

Jet Ski Spree 6.3 (7827 votes)

Scooter Snuff 6.2 (8736 votes)

Grenade Juggler 6.2 (21701 votes)

Ethanol Schmethanol 5.7 (9729 votes)

Slow Learner 5.6 (9857 votes)

Sheep Sleep 5.3 (12360 votes)

Precarious Perch 5.2 (4161 votes)

Bass Ackwards 4.5 (8019 votes)

Skeleton Key 4.4 (16867 votes)

Enraged Elephant 4.2 (13653 votes)

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