The flexible catheter was invented in 1752 by Benjamin Franklin to help his brother who suffered from bladder stones, and Ben cited a 1720s inventor. Flexible catheters were evidently common in medical use, so our historic Darwin Award winner should have known to GO SEE A DOCTOR! The prominent American statesman was buried at St. Ann's Church in The Bronx.
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"An unfortunate victim of cock block." -P.Hornzz
"A sperm whale bone?" T.Silver
"No, a killer whale bone." -M.Hilde
"Not qualified, he already had passed on his genes to his son." T.Steinhart
"He might have had more kids later on." -G.Gravier
"That's what he gets for boning himself." -J.Leeper
"Penman Of The Constitution? Pene-man, more like it." L.Grosfield
"a good joke here involving the word 'whale' in place of 'well,' boners, blowholes, or pee..." -A.Gramarye
"This is taking Moby Dick to a whole new level." -M.L.McKay
"This happeded before publication of Charles Darwin's Origin Of Species."
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