Snapchat Prat
2017 Darwin Award Winner

The Snapchat phenomenon is extending the e-trend of paying inadequate attention to one's physical surroundings, and the act earns a Darwin Award indeed. We are saddened by the death of this young and personable student, but our sadness would do disservice to the deceased if it caused us to hush up his fatal prank. State Coroner Marvin Bay agrees, stating that "Mr. Chow's sad demise should serve as a cautionary tale for individuals who are disposed to off-route in public spaces.
Jonathan, you're a winner!"
"We were window shopping for clothes at the mall
when he came up with the stunt," said his friend,
"I was just like a female version of him."