Baby Drives Me Crazy
2000 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin
(7 May 2000, Italy) Full speed ahead!Confirmed True by Darwin
A young couple was killed in a freak car accident in Chieti this weekend. Germano and Franciska were discovered almost completely naked, and investigators assume they were having sex in their small Italian vehicle while it raced along Abruzzan roads at upwards of 80mph. Italian youngsters commonly use their cars for romantic trysts when parents forbid sex before marriage. But it is a mystery why this pair chose sex in a car travelling at high speeds over country roads. Germano lost control of the car in a bend, and the 27-year old man and his 20-year-old paramour were killed by the impact.
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Submitted by: Fish, Charles Bukowski
Reference: Basler Zeitung, Corriere del Ticino, Italian newspapers
Cartoon by Thomas Banwell
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