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Email a Friend Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. Next Prev Random

 
 
Pantsless Motorist
2016 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

(22 January 2016, Michigan) He should have kept his hands on the wheel. Referred to as a "distracted driver," Clifford Ray Jones, 58, lost his life early Sunday morning when he rolled his Toyota while driving on the onramp to I75.

It was not traffic he was trying to beat. Driving onto the expressway without pants -- without seatbelt -- with a wide-open sunroof in winter -- watching a porno flick on the mobile -- well, police as well as Darwin Awards reporters draw the obvious conclusion.

At 3:40am his vehicle went out of control, rolled, and crashed. Our hero was ejaculated through the sun roof in a spectacular climax to a good life. Come and gone at the same time, Clifford and his beloved wanky will be fondly remembered in our archives.

In the wee hours...

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