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Darwin Awards
2014 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Double Darwin! Sports Training 8.5 (8385 votes)

The Thing Ring 8.5 (9342 votes)

La Petite Mort 8.0 (4899 votes)

Resurrection FAIL 8.0 (5661 votes)

Man Customizes Car Ignition Sequence To His Peril 7.9 (4398 votes)

Crispy Copper Fries 7.9 (4803 votes)

Selfie With Elephant 7.8 (3809 votes)

Anchorman 7.7 (4268 votes)

Delhi Sandwich 7.6 (3259 votes)

Race To The Death 7.6 (9719 votes)

Pool Party 7.4 (3704 votes)

Boogie Board Blunder 7.3 (1721 votes)

Banana Bandido 5.5 (4982 votes)

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