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2002 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Shoot 'em Off 8.6 (2796 votes)

Faulty Aim Fatal 8.5 (30377 votes)

What's That Sound? 8.4 (11894 votes)

Firecracker Chainsaw Massacre 8.4 (19949 votes)

Tied Off 8.3 (8914 votes)

Human Torch 8.2 (2349 votes)

Wounded Wire Bites Back 8.2 (12790 votes)

Bees 1, Humans 0 7.9 (8152 votes)

Border Crossing 7.7 (5927 votes)

Wrong and Wronger 7.7 (6559 votes)

Slip Sliding Away 7.6 (4300 votes)

Chainsaw Insurance 7.5 (15378 votes)

The Worm Has Turned 7.5 (5230 votes)

Return to Trees Fails 7.5 (11039 votes)

Sneakers 7.4 (2448 votes)

Caveat Emptor 7.3 (12020 votes)

Rocket Tester 7.3 (12239 votes)

Saw a Grenade 7.2 (17324 votes)

Truck Stop 7.1 (9015 votes)

Romanian Trains 7.0 (16687 votes)

Losing Face 6.9 (12393 votes)

Jet Taxi 6.9 (12775 votes)

Booby Traps Trap Boob 6.8 (11715 votes)

Well-Trained 6.5 (8634 votes)

I Can't Swim! 6.3 (14403 votes)

Fir Tree Trimmer 6.1 (392 votes)

Daredevil 6.1 (12680 votes)

Blowhole 5.8 (27533 votes)

A Rocky Roll 5.7 (6198 votes)

Mechanic Mayhem 5.4 (9706 votes)

Depth of a Fisherman 4.9 (7227 votes)

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