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2007 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Crutch, Meet Crotch 8.8 (4705 votes)

The Enema Within 8.2 (11143 votes)

Pushmi-Pullyu 8.1 (534 votes)

Falling in Love 8.0 (13253 votes)

A Cow-ardly Death 7.8 (2650 votes)

Weight Lift 7.8 (4906 votes)

Beer for Bears 7.7 (4072 votes)

Support Group 7.7 (5094 votes)

Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (3556 votes)

A Prop-er Sendoff 7.6 (5984 votes)

Whac-A-Mole 7.6 (7866 votes)

Oil Tank Trampoline 7.5 (7422 votes)

The Alchemist 7.2 (3244 votes)

Ditched 7.2 (1638 votes)

Elephants Press Back 7.2 (3489 votes)

Electronic Fireworks 7.1 (4834 votes)

Timing is Everything 7.1 (2210 votes)

Barn Razing 7.1 (4436 votes)

Descent of Man 7.0 (1297 votes)

Kite Surfer 6.8 (3221 votes)

Fatal a-Traction 6.5 (1891 votes)

The Laptop Still Works! 6.5 (3918 votes)

Four Great Ideas 6.4 (1200 votes)

Breathless 6.4 (578 votes)

Fatal Foaming Action 5.4 (2516 votes)

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