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2007 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Crutch, Meet Crotch 8.6 (1656 votes)

The Enema Within 8.1 (9630 votes)

Falling in Love 7.9 (12491 votes)

Pushmi-Pullyu 7.8 (124 votes)

Weight Lift 7.8 (4376 votes)

A Cow-ardly Death 7.7 (2055 votes)

Support Group 7.7 (4836 votes)

Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (3118 votes)

Beer for Bears 7.6 (3583 votes)

Whac-A-Mole 7.6 (6597 votes)

A Prop-er Sendoff 7.5 (5580 votes)

Oil Tank Trampoline 7.5 (7000 votes)

Elephants Press Back 7.2 (2445 votes)

Barn Razing 7.1 (4141 votes)

Electronic Fireworks 7.0 (4465 votes)

Ditched 6.9 (1206 votes)

The Alchemist 6.8 (1933 votes)

Timing is Everything 6.8 (1835 votes)

Descent of Man 6.8 (916 votes)

Fatal a-Traction 6.5 (1624 votes)

Four Great Ideas 6.3 (470 votes)

The Laptop Still Works! 6.0 (2498 votes)

Breathless 5.6 (235 votes)

Fatal Foaming Action 5.2 (2208 votes)

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