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Darwin Awards
2007 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Crutch, Meet Crotch 8.8 (4766 votes)

The Enema Within 8.2 (11181 votes)

Pushmi-Pullyu 8.1 (550 votes)

Falling in Love 8.0 (13260 votes)

A Cow-ardly Death 7.8 (2663 votes)

Weight Lift 7.8 (4917 votes)

Beer for Bears 7.7 (4086 votes)

Support Group 7.7 (5101 votes)

Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (3570 votes)

A Prop-er Sendoff 7.6 (5993 votes)

Whac-A-Mole 7.6 (7895 votes)

Oil Tank Trampoline 7.5 (7430 votes)

Ditched 7.3 (1651 votes)

Elephants Press Back 7.3 (3510 votes)

The Alchemist 7.2 (3279 votes)

Electronic Fireworks 7.1 (4840 votes)

Timing is Everything 7.1 (2217 votes)

Barn Razing 7.1 (4444 votes)

Descent of Man 7.0 (1307 votes)

Sky Surfer 6.8 (3230 votes)

Fatal a-Traction 6.5 (1899 votes)

The Laptop Still Works! 6.5 (3969 votes)

Four Great Ideas 6.4 (1206 votes)

Breathless 6.4 (583 votes)

Fatal Foaming Action 5.4 (2521 votes)

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