2007 Darwin Awards

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Weight Lift 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (27 July 2007, Guadalajara, Mexico) 24-year-old Jessica was working out in the Provincia Hotel's gym when she realised she needed something from the floor below. Instead of picking up the phone, using the intercom, or just walking downstairs, she decided that the open shaft of the industrial lift was the communications device for her. So Jessica stuck her head into the empty shaft to shout to the people downstairs. And somehow, she missed noticing that the elevator was coming up towards her. If the elevator had been going down, one could say that she was in no position to observe the approaching lift. But, leaving aside the stupidity of sticking your head into an elevator shaft, if she was looking down, how could she miss the mass of metal inexorably headed her way? Since an elevator cage and a skull are both solid objects, one had to give. Let's just say, the elevator won. Jessica will be missed by her family, but not by the gene pool. Original Submission Reader Comments: "Express elevator." "Talk about a brainless fool!" "" "Going up?" DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2009 Submitted by: Luis Casarin Reference: www.oem.com.mx and Personal Account. Awful? 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Great? Hate it! Love it!

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