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I'm keeping my eye on the priest who strapped ballons
onto his lawnchair, and apparently ascended to heaven.
He hasn't yet been found, but balloons washed back to shore...

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Wendy "Darwin" Northcutt
c/o Dutton Books 3rd Floor
375 Hudson Street
New York, NY 10014 USA

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