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Camera-shy Mum
Calais man dies after setting off f
Down the rabbits hole
Triple selfie with the train
Explosive device detonated on head
zipline (flying fox) thriller ride
SPIDER BURN BURN BURN DIIIIEEEE!!!
Dies asphyxiated waiting to vote
Faster than a truck
Two Men Jump into Empty Gene Pool
Man takes selfie with rattlesnake
Gored to death taking selfie
Set Your Car (and You) On Fire
Fitness Guru Tries to Outrun train
Bigfoot Hoax Ends in Death
A Fisherman story
Horny couple die in 40ft plunge aft
Penile Penetration
Sugar Baby Loses Her Sweetness
Two Cottonmouth Snakebites
Swordfishing
Mind The Fall!
DIY Electric Chair
Man drowns while trying to swim acr
Rattlesnake Selfie
Fireworkers in Austria
Wow a cute bear... say cheese
This guy tried twice
Hot Ride
Selfie in air
Seriously Bad Moon
Croc's got your (golf) balls
Bridging the gap...
Artist covered in plaster, almost d
Australian Lunatics Narrowly Avert
Ripe tomato
Bullfie
Parajoke on Paraglide
Narrow Miss in Darwin, NT
hiker dies in extreme cold
vacuum cleaner fireball
Man arraigned at hospital
Stowaway & lit cig sparks bus fire
Yaris v. Challenger II Main Battle
Prophet fails to rise from the dead
Bison Injures Woman Posing for Self
Propane lawnmower moron
Tanks a lot
Bedbugs Ablaze
Unwanted Hitchhiking.
Full Darwin to follow shortly?
Man Electrocuted in Substation
Man hides Loaded gun up his ass
Fire and Ammunitions don't mix
Man pleads guilty in South Bend Rus
Dumbwaiter death
This man should be put in the “At r
top bloke topped himself
Man puts firework next to head, die
Empty tanks, emptier head
Pagan self-sacrifices
Amateur Knife Throwing
Fatal Bob at the end of the bob run
Garbage fire goes ballistic
"My Anaconda Don't Bite"
electrocuted to 132,000 volts
Rambo? More Like RamBONED
Shark Surfer
Man killed by pet Hippo
Avoiding the baggage limits
Frozen Solid
Dog's best friend
He's in hot water now
In Kiev, Pavement meets you!
Ants in the wrong place
Hot Lips
Johno Holten in hospital after agre
The Sad Truth of Crispy Coppers
Moving Sheet Metal
Why did the chicken cross I-670?
shocking assumption
Dry Ice in Alaska?
not play with high voltage
Fun Tourist Activity
toppled the wall
Flamming lips
Spiderman. Not.
peroxided
How My Brother & I Became Adults
Super Slide
Gender Blender
N.J. hiker took cell phone pix of b
what goes up comes down - near miss
The #djchallenge Reveals his Idiocy
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Camera-shy Mum 9.5 (6 votes)

Calais man dies after setting off f 9.0 (220 votes)

Down the rabbits hole 8.9 (38 votes)

Triple selfie with the train 8.8 (223 votes)

Explosive device detonated on head 8.8 (17 votes)

zipline (flying fox) thriller ride 8.7 (304 votes)

SPIDER BURN BURN BURN DIIIIEEEE!!! 8.7 (45 votes)

Dies asphyxiated waiting to vote 8.7 (52 votes)

Faster than a truck 8.6 (127 votes)

Two Men Jump into Empty Gene Pool 8.6 (68 votes)

Man takes selfie with rattlesnake 8.6 (50 votes)

Gored to death taking selfie 8.6 (42 votes)

Set Your Car (and You) On Fire 8.5 (163 votes)

Fitness Guru Tries to Outrun train 8.5 (140 votes)

Bigfoot Hoax Ends in Death 8.5 (104 votes)

A Fisherman story 8.5 (87 votes)

Horny couple die in 40ft plunge aft 8.5 (49 votes)

Penile Penetration 8.5 (37 votes)

Sugar Baby Loses Her Sweetness 8.4 (148 votes)

Two Cottonmouth Snakebites 8.4 (61 votes)

Swordfishing 8.4 (90 votes)

Mind The Fall! 8.3 (145 votes)

DIY Electric Chair 8.3 (78 votes)

Man drowns while trying to swim acr 8.3 (63 votes)

Rattlesnake Selfie 8.3 (21 votes)

Fireworkers in Austria 8.2 (78 votes)

Wow a cute bear... say cheese 8.2 (92 votes)

This guy tried twice 8.2 (83 votes)

Hot Ride 8.2 (58 votes)

Selfie in air 8.2 (33 votes)

Seriously Bad Moon 8.2 (29 votes)

Croc's got your (golf) balls 8.1 (118 votes)

Bridging the gap... 8.1 (79 votes)

Artist covered in plaster, almost d 8.1 (63 votes)

Australian Lunatics Narrowly Avert 8.1 (79 votes)

Ripe tomato 8.1 (23 votes)

Bullfie 8.1 (22 votes)

Parajoke on Paraglide 8.1 (17 votes)

Narrow Miss in Darwin, NT 8.0 (59 votes)

hiker dies in extreme cold 8.0 (74 votes)

vacuum cleaner fireball 8.0 (65 votes)

Man arraigned at hospital 8.0 (38 votes)

Stowaway & lit cig sparks bus fire 8.0 (34 votes)

Yaris v. Challenger II Main Battle 8.0 (31 votes)

Prophet fails to rise from the dead 8.0 (29 votes)

Bison Injures Woman Posing for Self 8.0 (33 votes)

Propane lawnmower moron 8.0 (30 votes)

Tanks a lot 8.0 (14 votes)

Bedbugs Ablaze 7.9 (42 votes)

Unwanted Hitchhiking. 7.9 (23 votes)

Full Darwin to follow shortly? 7.9 (25 votes)

Man Electrocuted in Substation 7.8 (65 votes)

Man hides Loaded gun up his ass 7.8 (51 votes)

Fire and Ammunitions don't mix 7.8 (15 votes)

Man pleads guilty in South Bend Rus 7.7 (77 votes)

Dumbwaiter death 7.7 (78 votes)

This man should be put in the “At r 7.7 (17 votes)

top bloke topped himself 7.6 (37 votes)

Man puts firework next to head, die 7.6 (16 votes)

Empty tanks, emptier head 7.6 (19 votes)

Pagan self-sacrifices 7.5 (36 votes)

Amateur Knife Throwing 7.4 (54 votes)

Fatal Bob at the end of the bob run 7.4 (52 votes)

Garbage fire goes ballistic 7.4 (7 votes)

"My Anaconda Don't Bite" 7.3 (31 votes)

electrocuted to 132,000 volts 7.3 (19 votes)

Rambo? More Like RamBONED 7.2 (72 votes)

Shark Surfer 7.1 (57 votes)

Man killed by pet Hippo 7.1 (66 votes)

Avoiding the baggage limits 7.1 (26 votes)

Frozen Solid 7.0 (59 votes)

Dog's best friend 7.0 (50 votes)

He's in hot water now 7.0 (44 votes)

In Kiev, Pavement meets you! 7.0 (29 votes)

Ants in the wrong place 7.0 (36 votes)

Hot Lips 7.0 (22 votes)

Johno Holten in hospital after agre 6.8 (23 votes)

The Sad Truth of Crispy Coppers 6.8 (11 votes)

Moving Sheet Metal 6.8 (10 votes)

Why did the chicken cross I-670? 6.7 (18 votes)

shocking assumption 6.6 (28 votes)

Dry Ice in Alaska? 6.5 (32 votes)

not play with high voltage 6.4 (38 votes)

Fun Tourist Activity 6.3 (32 votes)

toppled the wall 6.1 (25 votes)

Flamming lips 6.0 (42 votes)

Spiderman. Not. 5.9 (20 votes)

peroxided 5.8 (49 votes)

How My Brother & I Became Adults 5.6 (45 votes)

Super Slide 5.6 (24 votes)

Gender Blender 5.6 (38 votes)

N.J. hiker took cell phone pix of b 5.4 (47 votes)

what goes up comes down - near miss 5.0 (38 votes)

The #djchallenge Reveals his Idiocy 0.0 (0 votes)

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