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Through the Door
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The Hurricane Between The Ears
Man's Worst Friend
Stop the train! My car!
Priest + ballons found
Death by compactor
kite surfing in a Tropical Storm
How to open a box of explosives
Morbid Curiosity: A Snapshot
Are you smarter than a 5th Grader?
Incoming
DIY Chainsaw
Trucker killed by falling pipe
Wite-Out Drunk
Saw it coming
"Sp-Arkansas"
Sit, don't stand
Survival of the Luckiest
Dis-arm
Bench Pressing
Woman sits in I-10 and dies
Copper thief melted to pole
Running With Knives
man eaten by crocodile
Sink or Swim
Electric deja vu
A new kind of hurt
Man cuts himself in Two
Stupid Window Cleaner
Stickboy
"Dukes of Hazard"
Good and Gone
Two fires, one year
Man Emerges From Storm Drain
Digging a tunnel under the dunes
Steamroller joyride gone bad
Don't eat nachos on a motorcyle
Balcony Leap
Unplugged?
Smoking in bedrooms is bad enough
A place not to tie shoestrings
Too smart to ba a Carney
When Stealing, Remember: Safety Fir
Vacuming and gasoline explosive!
Head Brick Break
Wasn't using it anyway...
TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer
Off-duty officer wounded in prank
Back seat lovers survive cliff plun
Red Head
Dancing in the roof with energy
Gas Siphoning goes terribly wrong
Python Kills Intern
Man Killed Trying To Steal Tires Of
Women embarrassed after rescue
Youth dies after train roof bet
Homemade bazooka
Fence post takes out student
Mousetrap Mangled Manhood
Wrong outfit for canoeing
look down!
Man torn apart by zoo bears
Self-bris near-miss
Don't Drill In The Rain
Climbing Failure
No chicken
Trying to Jump The Gap
personal account
Electrizing measurement effort
Dead man found in hot trunk
Faulkner County man killed in accid
Man found dead head firstin sewer
Say "Cheese!"
Aligator removes wrong part
Attempted Suicide by Cat
Crocodile eats man who sought its b
Phoning is the End of the Line
elevator
electric esauphogus
It apparently takes more than one..
Firebomb Failure
Hospital Drunks
Man Suffers Burns In Gas Tank Explo
2 Men On Double Decker Bus
Ax that spider!
Electric shock "cooks" raider
The Microtome
Slow Learner
Never assume . . .
Brillant!!
Clothes Dryer Grill
How high is it?
Does Stupid Hurt?
Inner tube blues
bottle rockets
11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c
Safety first
Surfing a Tsunami
Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K
Exeter Bomber
IT'S NOT BULLETPROOF!!!
How hard is your head?
RVs in Prunetown
Burned On A Utility Pole
Electrocuted by train power line
Don't hold your breath...
Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies
Aborted Campout
Heart Shocking
It is really good beer
Copper theif dies in vault
Looking for "pleasure" in a hole
Man found dead in Calgary manhole
Burglar Pancake
R.I.P. BMW
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers Fr
Drain inspector
Flamming lips
Race to the Pole
Smoking bomb
Sheepdog in Tractor kills Farmer
How Not to Drain a Plant
Youth Killed as Club's Shaft Pierce
Cooked Crook
"Bricklayer" legend's an old song
Timmy fell down the well..really
Sewage plant fall
Hangar 18
Check for pets before breaking in
Take a Picture, It'll last longer!
Genital warts
Man trying to steal copper wires ge
No helmet, no brain
A Night On the Road
Orca Avenger
Dallas copper thief is done
Rock Climbing Incident
Near Miss
Mega hurts
Ooops you've been ULed
Exterminator? Not so Much.
puts the "hot" in the icy hot
Dallas copper thief is done
Final descent, update
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Prairie City man injured in Des Moi 9.0 (2 votes)

Through the Door 8.7 (40 votes)

Person decapitated at Six Flags 8.6 (526 votes)

The Hurricane Between The Ears 8.6 (33 votes)

Man's Worst Friend 8.4 (103 votes)

Stop the train! My car! 8.4 (94 votes)

Priest + ballons found 8.4 (78 votes)

Death by compactor 8.4 (58 votes)

kite surfing in a Tropical Storm 8.4 (57 votes)

How to open a box of explosives 8.4 (109 votes)

Morbid Curiosity: A Snapshot 8.3 (108 votes)

Are you smarter than a 5th Grader? 8.3 (21 votes)

Incoming 8.3 (48 votes)

DIY Chainsaw 8.3 (26 votes)

Trucker killed by falling pipe 8.3 (49 votes)

Wite-Out Drunk 8.3 (26 votes)

Saw it coming 8.3 (45 votes)

"Sp-Arkansas" 8.3 (45 votes)

Sit, don't stand 8.2 (38 votes)

Survival of the Luckiest 8.2 (4 votes)

Dis-arm 8.2 (17 votes)

Bench Pressing 8.2 (30 votes)

Woman sits in I-10 and dies 8.2 (60 votes)

Copper thief melted to pole 8.2 (17 votes)

Running With Knives 8.2 (12 votes)

man eaten by crocodile 8.2 (26 votes)

Sink or Swim 8.2 (29 votes)

Electric deja vu 8.1 (29 votes)

A new kind of hurt 8.1 (14 votes)

Man cuts himself in Two 8.1 (104 votes)

Stupid Window Cleaner 8.1 (46 votes)

Stickboy 8.1 (25 votes)

"Dukes of Hazard" 8.1 (67 votes)

Good and Gone 8.1 (25 votes)

Two fires, one year 8.1 (23 votes)

Man Emerges From Storm Drain 8.1 (28 votes)

Digging a tunnel under the dunes 8.1 (29 votes)

Steamroller joyride gone bad 8.0 (67 votes)

Don't eat nachos on a motorcyle 8.0 (15 votes)

Balcony Leap 8.0 (28 votes)

Unplugged? 8.0 (112 votes)

Smoking in bedrooms is bad enough 8.0 (20 votes)

A place not to tie shoestrings 8.0 (35 votes)

Too smart to ba a Carney 8.0 (1 vote)

When Stealing, Remember: Safety Fir 8.0 (15 votes)

Vacuming and gasoline explosive! 8.0 (8 votes)

Head Brick Break 7.9 (55 votes)

Wasn't using it anyway... 7.9 (55 votes)

TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer 7.9 (16 votes)

Off-duty officer wounded in prank 7.9 (73 votes)

Back seat lovers survive cliff plun 7.9 (17 votes)

Red Head 7.9 (56 votes)

Dancing in the roof with energy 7.9 (21 votes)

Gas Siphoning goes terribly wrong 7.9 (21 votes)

Python Kills Intern 7.9 (14 votes)

Man Killed Trying To Steal Tires Of 7.8 (55 votes)

Women embarrassed after rescue 7.8 (23 votes)

Youth dies after train roof bet 7.8 (5 votes)

Homemade bazooka 7.8 (11 votes)

Fence post takes out student 7.8 (61 votes)

Mousetrap Mangled Manhood 7.8 (54 votes)

Wrong outfit for canoeing 7.7 (19 votes)

look down! 7.7 (24 votes)

Man torn apart by zoo bears 7.7 (14 votes)

Self-bris near-miss 7.7 (10 votes)

Don't Drill In The Rain 7.7 (14 votes)

Climbing Failure 7.7 (26 votes)

No chicken 7.7 (25 votes)

Trying to Jump The Gap 7.7 (23 votes)

personal account 7.6 (15 votes)

Electrizing measurement effort 7.6 (34 votes)

Dead man found in hot trunk 7.6 (40 votes)

Faulkner County man killed in accid 7.6 (20 votes)

Man found dead head firstin sewer 7.6 (13 votes)

Say "Cheese!" 7.5 (28 votes)

Aligator removes wrong part 7.5 (43 votes)

Attempted Suicide by Cat 7.5 (16 votes)

Crocodile eats man who sought its b 7.5 (17 votes)

Phoning is the End of the Line 7.5 (49 votes)

elevator 7.4 (25 votes)

electric esauphogus 7.3 (40 votes)

It apparently takes more than one.. 7.3 (31 votes)

Firebomb Failure 7.2 (4 votes)

Hospital Drunks 7.2 (8 votes)

Man Suffers Burns In Gas Tank Explo 7.1 (9 votes)

2 Men On Double Decker Bus 7.1 (9 votes)

Ax that spider! 7.1 (45 votes)

Electric shock "cooks" raider 7.0 (12 votes)

The Microtome 7.0 (13 votes)

Slow Learner 7.0 (15 votes)

Never assume . . . 7.0 (17 votes)

Brillant!! 7.0 (14 votes)

Clothes Dryer Grill 6.9 (40 votes)

How high is it? 6.9 (36 votes)

Does Stupid Hurt? 6.8 (5 votes)

Inner tube blues 6.8 (10 votes)

bottle rockets 6.8 (6 votes)

11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c 6.8 (15 votes)

Safety first 6.8 (15 votes)

Surfing a Tsunami 6.8 (10 votes)

Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K 6.7 (4 votes)

Exeter Bomber 6.7 (105 votes)

IT'S NOT BULLETPROOF!!! 6.7 (55 votes)

How hard is your head? 6.6 (28 votes)

RVs in Prunetown 6.6 (12 votes)

Burned On A Utility Pole 6.6 (8 votes)

Electrocuted by train power line 6.6 (13 votes)

Don't hold your breath... 6.6 (9 votes)

Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies 6.6 (9 votes)

Aborted Campout 6.5 (7 votes)

Heart Shocking 6.5 (17 votes)

It is really good beer 6.4 (24 votes)

Copper theif dies in vault 6.3 (15 votes)

Looking for "pleasure" in a hole 6.2 (7 votes)

Man found dead in Calgary manhole 6.1 (12 votes)

Burglar Pancake 6.0 (14 votes)

R.I.P. BMW 6.0 (18 votes)

Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers Fr 5.8 (36 votes)

Drain inspector 5.8 (9 votes)

Flamming lips 5.8 (19 votes)

Race to the Pole 5.8 (25 votes)

Smoking bomb 5.8 (15 votes)

Sheepdog in Tractor kills Farmer 5.8 (27 votes)

How Not to Drain a Plant 5.8 (28 votes)

Youth Killed as Club's Shaft Pierce 5.7 (14 votes)

Cooked Crook 5.7 (7 votes)

"Bricklayer" legend's an old song 5.6 (3 votes)

Timmy fell down the well..really 5.6 (16 votes)

Sewage plant fall 5.6 (3 votes)

Hangar 18 5.6 (21 votes)

Check for pets before breaking in 5.5 (27 votes)

Take a Picture, It'll last longer! 5.5 (18 votes)

Genital warts 5.5 (30 votes)

Man trying to steal copper wires ge 5.4 (5 votes)

No helmet, no brain 5.4 (9 votes)

A Night On the Road 5.2 (5 votes)

Orca Avenger 5.1 (6 votes)

Dallas copper thief is done 5.0 (4 votes)

Rock Climbing Incident 4.8 (21 votes)

Near Miss 4.8 (13 votes)

Mega hurts 4.5 (14 votes)

Ooops you've been ULed 3.7 (12 votes)

Exterminator? Not so Much. 3.3 (30 votes)

puts the "hot" in the icy hot 3.0 (23 votes)

Dallas copper thief is done 3.0 (1 vote)

Final descent, update 2.1 (14 votes)

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