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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Priest Visits Boss (Balloon Priest) (Padre Baloneiro) 8.6 (22214 votes)

Payback 8.4 (355 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.0 (312 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9125 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.0 (5834 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6269 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7295 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10147 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7620 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7545 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7772 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10463 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (4011 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (5035 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.7 (335 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (8024 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3246 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4176 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.4 (671 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.2 (3352 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6558 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.1 (2578 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3886 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3331 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (4003 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.5 (237 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5268 votes)

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