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2008 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

The Balloon Priest (Padre Baloneiro) 8.6 (20841 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (8641 votes)

Rub the Mint 7.9 (5123 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (9671 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7274 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.8 (5906 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7181 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7039 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (9754 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.8 (6896 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (4731 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (7606 votes)

On the Piste 7.7 (3733 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (3882 votes)

Payback 7.4 (2169 votes)

Best Supporting Actor 7.4 (2957 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.2 (3108 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6225 votes)

Low Flying Drunk 6.9 (2269 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3697 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 6.6 (3959 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.6 (3020 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (3744 votes)

An Illuminating Story 6.4 (5372 votes)

Organ Donors 5.7 (4939 votes)

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