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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Priest Visits Boss (Balloon Priest) (Padre Baloneiro) 8.6 (21026 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 8.1 (7 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (8736 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (5958 votes)

Rub the Mint 7.9 (5247 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (9735 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7327 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7230 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7087 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (9832 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.8 (6947 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (4766 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (7651 votes)

On the Piste 7.7 (3763 votes)

An Illuminating Story 7.6 (26 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.5 (234 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (3924 votes)

Payback 7.4 (2230 votes)

Best Supporting Actor 7.4 (3005 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.2 (3132 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6267 votes)

Low Flying Drunk 7.0 (2315 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3723 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.6 (3057 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (3772 votes)

Organ Donors 5.7 (4974 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 4.7 (201 votes)

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