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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

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Santa Ignorância 8.6 (22964 votes)

Payback 8.4 (466 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.1 (5945 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9190 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.0 (410 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10228 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7368 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.9 (7746 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6333 votes)

Pierced! 7.8 (8092 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10584 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7880 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (4125 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7658 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (5095 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.7 (387 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3296 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.5 (728 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4234 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.3 (3480 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6635 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.2 (2646 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3912 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3386 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.6 (4040 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.4 (315 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5323 votes)

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