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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Santa Ignorância 8.6 (22634 votes)

Payback 8.4 (365 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9136 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.0 (347 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.0 (5854 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10163 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7303 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6280 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10486 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7798 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (4020 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7629 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7584 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (8030 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (5041 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.7 (343 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3251 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4185 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.4 (679 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.3 (3357 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6565 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.1 (2586 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3887 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3337 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (4006 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.4 (259 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5274 votes)

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