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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Priest Visits Boss (Balloon Priest) (Padre Baloneiro) 8.6 (22011 votes)

Payback 8.4 (292 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.1 (264 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9075 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.0 (5754 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6234 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7236 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10071 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7571 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7493 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7515 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10355 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (3978 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (4998 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.7 (290 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (7965 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3204 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4136 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.4 (636 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.2 (3319 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6512 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.1 (2543 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3849 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3295 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (3972 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.4 (197 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5223 votes)

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