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2008 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

The Balloon Priest (Padre Baloneiro) 8.6 (19602 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (8086 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (9293 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7057 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.8 (5691 votes)

Rub the Mint 7.8 (4631 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (6975 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (9343 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.8 (6677 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (4534 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.7 (6799 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (7350 votes)

On the Piste 7.7 (3605 votes)

Going to Seed 7.3 (3722 votes)

Best Supporting Actor 7.3 (2739 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.2 (2976 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (5983 votes)

Payback 7.1 (1642 votes)

Low Flying Drunk 6.9 (2083 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.6 (3616 votes)

Early Retirement Plan 6.6 (3794 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (3588 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.5 (2813 votes)

An Illuminating Story 6.4 (5224 votes)

Organ Donors 5.7 (4739 votes)

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