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Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Wrong Time, Wrong Place 8.4 (3592 votes)

Priapism Takes a Penis 7.8 (2192 votes)

In A Pig's Eye 7.7 (1872 votes)

Midnight Special 7.5 (3461 votes)

Pancake Pantry Thief 7.5 (1766 votes)

Fish Gag 6.2 (1606 votes)

Hurricane Hangover 5.7 (1398 votes)

Deadly Reading Habits 5.1 (2023 votes)

Murderous Affair 3.2 (1269 votes)

Death of Dracula 0.0 (0 votes)
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