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  Darwin Awards
1996 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Macho Men? 8.4 (1244 votes)

Lawyer Aloft 8.0 (1946 votes)

Cigarette Lighter Triggers Fatal Explosion 7.6 (1302 votes)

Playing with Cats 7.1 (1557 votes)

Hungry Python Kills Owner 6.4 (857 votes)

Speed Shunting 5.8 (2512 votes)

Set the Parking Brake, Stupid! 5.5 (1375 votes)

One For the Birds 5.3 (932 votes)
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