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Darwin Awards
2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.4 (2351 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3076 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.4 (5463 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (1833 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.2 (2054 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.1 (1584 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1198 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.0 (1462 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1552 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 7.9 (2229 votes)

Double Dip 7.8 (3258 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (3185 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3024 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.2 (1691 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1385 votes)

Wetting The Bed 7.0 (942 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (931 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 6.8 (2082 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.8 (1428 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (473 votes)

Double Parking 6.3 (2737 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1214 votes)

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