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2004 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Rutting Contest 8.7 (3187 votes)

Man Drowns in Kitchen Sink 8.6 (4838 votes)

Spy vs. Self 8.6 (3145 votes)

Do-It-Yourself Landmine 8.4 (2887 votes)

4-1-0 Club 8.4 (2641 votes)

Stepping Out 8.3 (2521 votes)

Watch Out for That Tree! 8.2 (1839 votes)

Hold That Bus! 8.1 (5267 votes)

"Who Wants Summa This?" 8.1 (2209 votes)

Bannister to Heaven 8.1 (1249 votes)

Right Over the Dam 8.1 (2835 votes)

Aim to Win 8.0 (1561 votes)

Terminal Creativity 7.9 (1709 votes)

Chicken to Go 7.8 (2224 votes)

Tree vs. Man 7.8 (2229 votes)

Cold Call 7.7 (1838 votes)

The Army's a Blast 7.6 (2538 votes)

Homemade Wine 7.6 (1034 votes)

Damned if You Do... 7.6 (5305 votes)

Flying Dutchman 7.4 (1570 votes)

Dope on a Rope 7.4 (3693 votes)

Tunnel Vision 7.3 (1228 votes)

Snake Man 7.3 (1328 votes)

Lava Lamp 7.2 (5919 votes)

Daring Feet 6.8 (1454 votes)

Amateur Bomb Inspector 6.3 (2744 votes)

Closer Look at Victoria Falls 6.0 (4016 votes)

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