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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. |
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Defeating the safety... harbinger of so many Darwin Awards. Sixteen minutes into the dive, he was alone and out of air--a situation that should never sneak up on a diver. But he turned off the safety alarms and swam out of sight of his buddy! The diver made an emergency ascent up the anchor line. At 18 meters the divemaster tried to assist him, but the panicked diver refused to take an alternate air source. He continued his
The cause of death: "Air embolism (nitrogen bubbles) due to rapid ascent." Was it an accident? This experienced diver deliberately disregarded two basic safety rules: pay attention to your gauges, and stay within reach of your buddy. If he had attended to his gauges (and not turned off the alarms) he could have made a controlled ascent, including a decompression stop for safety. If he was near his buddy, they could have shared air as they both made a controlled ascent. Either precaution would have saved his life.
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Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection
Hardback. 240 pages. Autographed.$15 A fresh collection of magnificent misadventures! Lust, Vanity, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath extract an evolutionary toll on the wicked. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his own safety video. Witness the man who becomes a victim of his own strange passion for jumping into rivers. Heed the honest bricklayer who loses a battle of wits with 300 pounds of tools. This book includes more History of the Awards, Gordon's Law, and 10 discussions of evolution, including speciation and the role of verbal memes in civilization. Autographed by Author! |
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