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(19 April 2007, Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Unwanted amorous advaces on a heifer
resulted in a man's death at the hooves of the violated bovine. Sounds of
a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the
frightened family cow. Injuries to the head and genital area were
consistent with being kicked to death.
Why did he do it?
The man's divorce had become final 10 days prior to his fateful final
fling. In the divorce, and also a previous divorce, his ex-wives cited his
insatiable desire as the cause of the dissolution.
Police concluded that the man died in a rape gone wrong. They do not plan
to take action against the cow, which appeared to have been acting in
self-defense.
Original
Submission.
Darwin says, "Hesitantly accepted into the archive. Too common?"
Reader Comments:
"Where's the beef?"
"If he must, then sheep are smaller."
"A different way of 'getting the milk for free.'"
"That man loves his beef."
"cow - boy"
"No bull."
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Submitted by: Paolo
Reference: www.iol.co.za, Sapa-DPA
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A Cow-ardly Death
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