The Darwin Awards

2008 Darwin Awards

Next Prev Random Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool--by removing themselves from it.

Organ Donors
2008 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

(3 February 2008, California) Two dirtbikes, two drivers, two passengers. Zero helmets, zero headlights, and a new moon. Four friends were tearing around on private land, where helmets and lights are not required. The Highway Patrol said the two couples were killed when their bikes collided between 1:30 and 3:30 AM in Modesto.

Emergency room workers have a name for people who ride dirtbikes without a helmet. They're called 'Future Organ Donors' and that is the only career now possible for Thomas, 33, Michael, 33, Kelly, 30, and Cynthia, 29.

MEDIA REFERENCES

  0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  
   
                                   

DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2017
Submitted by: Tara
Reference: SFgate.com and AP

Previous Directions Next