2008 Darwin Awards

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Thou Shalt Not Steel 2008 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (8 March 2008, Czech Republic) Steel is valuable, especially the high grade alloy used in steel cable. Scrap metal dealers do not ask questions. They pay in cash. And a good supply of cables can be found in elevator shafts. This particular goldmine was a towering shaft inside an empty grainery near Zatec, 40 miles northwest of Prague. The cable was tightly fastened, and the far end of it disappeared into the shadowy distance above. After substantial wear and tear on a hacksaw, our man finally cut through the strong steel cable. At that instant, the counterbalance, no longer held in check, started to move silently downwards, accelerating until it reached the bottom of the shaft. Result: one proud winner of a "terminal velocity" Darwin Award. R.I.P. ORIGINAL SUBMISSION Reader comments: David: "Shafted! Down and Out!" "A weighty subject." Kabeldiebstahl scheint (gefaehrliche) Mode zu sein DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2008 Submitted by: Knize Ignor Reference: zpravy.idnes.cz Awful? 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Great? Hate it! Love it!

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