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(February 2003, East Timor) A man was found lying facedown, covered in mud
and blood, the apparent victim of a street crime in Dili. It was not until
a post mortem examination was conducted that U.N. police were able to
reconstruct his last moments, based on an unusual discovery in his pants.
Reader comment: "Nearly a do-it-yourself briss (circumcision)."
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The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action
Hardback. 327 pages. Autographed.$15 185 Stories! In the ongoing saga of Survival of the Fittest, meet the thief who steals electrical wires without shutting off the current! Marvel at the would-be pilot who suspends his lawnchair from helium balloons! Learn from the man who peers into a gas can using a cigarette lighter...! This book also includes a History of the Darwin Awards, Darwin Haiku, and a dozen humorous discussions of the implications of evolution, including the origin of idiots, and the role of testosterone. Autographed by Author! |
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