The Darwin Awards

2000 Darwin Awards

Next
Prev
Random
Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool--by removing themselves from it.

Baby Drives Me Crazy
2000 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

(7 May 2000, Italy) Full speed ahead!
A young couple was killed in a freak car accident in Chieti this weekend. Germano and Franciska were discovered almost completely naked, and investigators assume they were having sex in their small Italian vehicle while it raced along Abruzzan roads at upwards of 80mph. Italian youngsters commonly use their cars for romantic trysts when parents forbid sex before marriage. But it is a mystery why this pair chose sex in a car travelling at high speeds over country roads. Germano lost control of the car in a bend, and the 27-year old man and his 20-year-old paramour were killed by the impact.

DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2017
Submitted by: Fish, Charles Bukowski
Reference: Basler Zeitung, Corriere del Ticino, Italian newspapers

Awful? 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Great?
Hate it! Love it!

Cartoon by Thomas Banwell
Previous Directions Next