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| Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. |
(5 June 2000, Texas) A 26-year-old man in Parker County drowned
when he was swept away by high water as he walked across a
spillway, trying to convince his wife it was safe to drive
across. Instead, he just convinced her that he was all washed up.
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Keep yourself out of the gene pool!A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item! Friends don't let friends reproduce! $12 for Pack of 4 |
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