(June 2017, Russia) In a tale of Russian intelligence--or lack thereof--an amorous couple died while procreating in the back seat of their Russian-made Niva SUV situated near a beautiful lake. "Situated" rather than "parked" because the vehicle transmission was in neutral. The rocking motions of the passengers, Mr. Chernov and Ms. Kryuchkova, caused the small SUV to roll into the lake and below the waterline, whereupon the 22-yar-old man and woman were drowned.
Reader Comments: "It's Russia, no telling how much vodka was involved."
"Rock-A-Bye-Bye-Bye" -Richard B.
"Back Seat Divers" Kal D-
"Did the car move for you?" -Bruce O
"Russian Rollette" -Sonia B
"Going Down In The Back Seat" .Mickey Mc
"Water way to go!" -Steve B