(16 January 2005, Florida) Two North Fort Myers residents, 23-year-old
Molly and her husband, had rented a room in a local motel for some
unspecified activity, perhaps involving perpetuation of the species. As
Molly entered the second-floor room, she went straight for the lanai, which
overlooked a concrete patio. Most guests would have seen the railing on the
edge of the lanai as a safety feature, but for Molly it brought to mind
fond memories of her youthful gymnastic abilities.
Molly called out to Todd, "Watch to see what I can still do." These would
be her last words. She did a flip onto the balcony railing for a handstand,
just the way she used to do, then toppled over the other side, slamming
into the patio 15 feet below. She was pronounced dead at the hospital.
"Molly, Molly, Molly."
"She was just dying to impress him! LOL"
"Agility does NOT equal intelligence (apparently.)"
"Bet that wasn't the type of action he was looking for..."
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Reference: Fort Myers News-Press, AP