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2000 Darwin Awards
| Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. |
  
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William Tell Overture
| Fish clarifies, "The Swiss archer's name is Wilhelm Tell, he used a crossbow, and legends say he was forced to perform this dangerous act by Bailiff Gessler when he refused to pay homage to the symbol of the King of Habsburg." |
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What Readers Think |
 Here's a thought. If two slack-jawed yokels are playing with their rifles and drinking beer, and one invites the other to shoot at his head, and thus gets his brains splattered all over the place, has a crime really been commited? If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? If I pontificate on a website, will anybody care?Munky - Wednesday, April 12 at 12:01:16 PDT |
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Sound and vibrations are not the same thing. Sound is a brain's interpretation of atmospheric vibrations hitting an eardrum. If there is no brain as in this case, all the vibrations in the world won't make a sound. King Harry - Wednesday, April 12 at 14:00:34 PDT |
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If Hellen Keller fell down in the forest, would she make a sound? Wumpus - Thursday, April 13 at 01:20:09 PDT |
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Not funny, Wumpus! The amount of damage being done to new growth in the forest by some fat, blind, deaf socialist stumbling through is a terrifying thought. In natural selection, shouldn't Hellen Keller have been eaten by her parents to preserve the gene pool? spiderjerusalem - Thursday, April 13 at 01:37:52 PDT |
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Too bad there was no fatal ricochet. Stagger Lee - Monday, April 17 at 05:33:32 PDT |
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I checked around and found this story in a number of large newspapers. Here is a quote which may be relevent to prove that the guy was shot as a result of his own stupidity.
''The one that got shot put the beer can up on the top of his head and told his buddy to shoot it off. He missed the can and hit his head,'' said Bell County sheriff Harold Harbin. ''I don't think there were any arguments, because they were the best of friends.''
General Lee - Thursday, April 27 at 01:50:19 PDT |
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Darwin in its truest form. I rarely give 10s but this one deserves it. Valean - Friday, April 28 at 04:21:34 PDT |
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Darwin for sure but makes you wonder if the friend will collect on the life insurance? If my friend asked me to shoot a beer off his head, I'd make sure there was something in it for me. Oops! - Friday, April 28 at 11:10:13 PDT |
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