Charles and a monkey share a meaningful sidelong glance.

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Wendy says: "Weird with a darwin beard. MARY! I do see only 3 votes, so this was definitely broken, but when I tried it works now. I do not know what was going on these past years, but blundering around this month I have inadvertently fixed it. Go and vote."


we cannot vote on this story for years now.


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Submitted on 03/31/2022


Submitted by: Mary

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