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Darwin Awards
1999 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Airbag Weapons 8.2 (12204 votes)

Loch Ness Monster 8.2 (10970 votes)

Parrot Hunter 7.5 (429 votes)

Nine Times a Loser 7.5 (6631 votes)

Horse Drug Experiment 7.5 (6173 votes)

Stupid Criminal Tricks 7.4 (9693 votes)

Caulker Burner 7.3 (380 votes)

Kiss Bites Back 7.0 (8135 votes)

Zany New Zealand Contest 7.0 (6308 votes)

Scoutmaster Snare 6.8 (3445 votes)

Swim with Dolphins 6.6 (9920 votes)

Briefs Beat Breathalyzer 6.3 (5363 votes)

Chimney Safety 6.1 (2981 votes)

Don't Mess With Mama Bear 6.0 (3804 votes)

Kaboom! 6.0 (5713 votes)

Mis-Steak 5.3 (5515 votes)

Doggone Foot 5.1 (4405 votes)

Overkill II 4.7 (5354 votes)

Limo and Latte Burglar 4.6 (3038 votes)

Smokers Ignite! 4.6 (8586 votes)

Drinker a Digit Down 4.0 (66 votes)

Men Hospitalized for Eating Chili 3.7 (7438 votes)

House Hunting Gone Awry 3.7 (4648 votes)

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