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Darwin Awards
1999 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Airbag Weapons 8.2 (12114 votes)

Loch Ness Monster 8.2 (10728 votes)

Parrot Hunter 7.5 (386 votes)

Nine Times a Loser 7.5 (6562 votes)

Horse Drug Experiment 7.5 (6092 votes)

Stupid Criminal Tricks 7.3 (9259 votes)

Caulker Burner 7.2 (346 votes)

Kiss Bites Back 7.0 (8083 votes)

Zany New Zealand Contest 7.0 (6252 votes)

Scoutmaster Snare 6.8 (3416 votes)

Swim with Dolphins 6.6 (9854 votes)

Briefs Beat Breathalyzer 6.3 (5332 votes)

Chimney Safety 6.1 (2955 votes)

Don't Mess With Mama Bear 6.0 (3759 votes)

Kaboom! 6.0 (5675 votes)

Mis-Steak 5.3 (5473 votes)

Doggone Foot 5.0 (4356 votes)

Overkill II 4.7 (5320 votes)

Limo and Latte Burglar 4.6 (3008 votes)

Smokers Ignite! 4.6 (8542 votes)

Drinker a Digit Down 4.2 (25 votes)

Men Hospitalized for Eating Chili 3.7 (7378 votes)

House Hunting Gone Awry 3.6 (4604 votes)

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