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Darwin Awards
1999 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Airbag Weapons 8.2 (12205 votes)

Loch Ness Monster 8.2 (10974 votes)

Parrot Hunter 7.5 (431 votes)

Nine Times a Loser 7.5 (6633 votes)

Horse Drug Experiment 7.5 (6174 votes)

Stupid Criminal Tricks 7.4 (9701 votes)

Caulker Burner 7.3 (380 votes)

Kiss Bites Back 7.0 (8135 votes)

Zany New Zealand Contest 7.0 (6310 votes)

Scoutmaster Snare 6.8 (3445 votes)

Swim with Dolphins 6.6 (9923 votes)

Briefs Beat Breathalyzer 6.3 (5364 votes)

Chimney Safety 6.1 (2981 votes)

Don't Mess With Mama Bear 6.0 (3804 votes)

Kaboom! 6.0 (5715 votes)

Mis-Steak 5.3 (5515 votes)

Doggone Foot 5.1 (4407 votes)

Overkill II 4.7 (5355 votes)

Limo and Latte Burglar 4.6 (3038 votes)

Smokers Ignite! 4.6 (8586 votes)

Drinker a Digit Down 3.9 (68 votes)

Men Hospitalized for Eating Chili 3.7 (7439 votes)

House Hunting Gone Awry 3.7 (4648 votes)

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