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Darwin Awards
1999 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Airbag Weapons 8.2 (12184 votes)

Loch Ness Monster 8.2 (10933 votes)

Parrot Hunter 7.5 (422 votes)

Nine Times a Loser 7.5 (6615 votes)

Horse Drug Experiment 7.5 (6153 votes)

Stupid Criminal Tricks 7.3 (9604 votes)

Caulker Burner 7.3 (374 votes)

Kiss Bites Back 7.0 (8125 votes)

Zany New Zealand Contest 7.0 (6301 votes)

Scoutmaster Snare 6.8 (3441 votes)

Swim with Dolphins 6.6 (9912 votes)

Briefs Beat Breathalyzer 6.3 (5359 votes)

Chimney Safety 6.1 (2975 votes)

Don't Mess With Mama Bear 6.0 (3791 votes)

Kaboom! 6.0 (5708 votes)

Mis-Steak 5.3 (5508 votes)

Doggone Foot 5.1 (4397 votes)

Overkill II 4.7 (5348 votes)

Limo and Latte Burglar 4.6 (3035 votes)

Smokers Ignite! 4.6 (8578 votes)

Drinker a Digit Down 3.8 (57 votes)

Men Hospitalized for Eating Chili 3.7 (7428 votes)

House Hunting Gone Awry 3.6 (4638 votes)

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