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Darwin Awards
2000 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mr. Happy's Vacuum 8.2 (11844 votes)

Bodacious Bud 8.1 (6029 votes)

Revenge of the Gopher 7.9 (7035 votes)

Archery Practice 7.8 (6268 votes)

Stubborn Stains 7.7 (5126 votes)

Woman Disarmed by Tiger 7.7 (4655 votes)

Wile E. Coyote of Burglars 7.5 (4935 votes)

Concealed Weapon 7.5 (4989 votes)

Petrol Stockpile 7.5 (3811 votes)

Three Times a Loser 6.9 (3820 votes)

Pick Your Target 6.8 (4096 votes)

I Just Flicked My Bic! 6.7 (5353 votes)

Amateur Murderer 6.7 (3115 votes)

All Aboard 6.6 (6271 votes)

Explosive Mix of Girls 6.6 (6579 votes)

Armed and Dangerous? 6.3 (6037 votes)

Cheez Whiz 6.3 (2210 votes)

Chimney Manners 6.2 (2481 votes)

Runaway Bridge 6.1 (2021 votes)

Tainted Turkey 6.1 (4177 votes)

Trash Compactor 6.1 (5342 votes)

Coors Light and the Ultra Light 5.8 (3386 votes)

The Party's Over 4.7 (1510 votes)

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