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Darwin Awards
2000 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mr. Happy's Vacuum 8.2 (12174 votes)

Bodacious Bud 8.1 (6233 votes)

Revenge of the Gopher 7.9 (7170 votes)

Archery Practice 7.8 (6400 votes)

Stubborn Stains 7.7 (5201 votes)

Woman Disarmed by Tiger 7.7 (4760 votes)

Wile E. Coyote of Burglars 7.5 (5002 votes)

Concealed Weapon 7.5 (5069 votes)

Petrol Stockpile 7.5 (3872 votes)

Three Times a Loser 6.9 (3856 votes)

Pick Your Target 6.8 (4157 votes)

I Just Flicked My Bic! 6.7 (5400 votes)

Amateur Murderer 6.7 (3173 votes)

All Aboard 6.6 (6313 votes)

Explosive Mix of Girls 6.6 (6648 votes)

Armed and Dangerous? 6.3 (6096 votes)

Cheez Whiz 6.3 (2244 votes)

Chimney Manners 6.2 (2509 votes)

Runaway Bridge 6.1 (2057 votes)

Tainted Turkey 6.1 (4213 votes)

Trash Compactor 6.1 (5370 votes)

Coors Light and the Ultra Light 5.8 (3423 votes)

The Party's Over 4.7 (1530 votes)

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