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Darwin Awards
2000 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mr. Happy's Vacuum 8.2 (12195 votes)

Bodacious Bud 8.1 (6258 votes)

Revenge of the Gopher 7.9 (7187 votes)

Archery Practice 7.8 (6414 votes)

Woman Disarmed by Tiger 7.7 (4774 votes)

Stubborn Stains 7.7 (5207 votes)

Concealed Weapon 7.5 (5085 votes)

Wile E. Coyote of Burglars 7.5 (5012 votes)

Petrol Stockpile 7.5 (3884 votes)

Three Times a Loser 6.9 (3861 votes)

Pick Your Target 6.8 (4162 votes)

I Just Flicked My Bic! 6.7 (5409 votes)

Amateur Murderer 6.7 (3180 votes)

Explosive Mix of Girls 6.6 (6657 votes)

All Aboard 6.6 (6321 votes)

Armed and Dangerous? 6.3 (6116 votes)

Cheez Whiz 6.3 (2245 votes)

Chimney Manners 6.2 (2511 votes)

Trash Compactor 6.1 (5372 votes)

Runaway Bridge 6.1 (2060 votes)

Tainted Turkey 6.1 (4216 votes)

Coors Light and the Ultra Light 5.8 (3431 votes)

The Party's Over 4.7 (1537 votes)

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