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2008 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bench Press 8.8 (2298 votes)

Mexican Divorce 8.1 (1639 votes)

Missionary Kid 8.1 (1043 votes)

Orca Made Me Do It 8.0 (503 votes)

The Turn Of The Screw 8.0 (709 votes)

Never Change 7.5 (648 votes)

A Cushioned Blow 7.5 (1444 votes)

Battered Sausage 7.5 (1603 votes)

Molten Copper Shower 7.3 (555 votes)

Roundabout Rocket 7.1 (527 votes)

Putting the Pain in Propane 6.8 (373 votes)

Riders on the Storm 6.5 (516 votes)

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