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Darwin Awards
2008 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bench Press 9.1 (299 votes)

Mexican Divorce 8.1 (1960 votes)

The Turn Of The Screw 8.1 (819 votes)

Orca Made Me Do It 8.1 (662 votes)

Missionary Kid 8.1 (1205 votes)

A Really Bad Commute 7.7 (777 votes)

A Cushioned Blow 7.6 (1557 votes)

Battered Sausage 7.5 (1840 votes)

Never Change 7.5 (738 votes)

It's The Cure That'll Kill You 7.5 (205 votes)

Molten Copper Shower 7.4 (632 votes)

Roundabout Rocket 7.1 (601 votes)

Putting the Pain in Propane 7.0 (484 votes)

Spin Cycle 7.0 (1396 votes)

Shocking Rappel 6.8 (612 votes)

Riders on the Storm 6.5 (595 votes)

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