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Darwin Awards
Vintage At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Lawn Chair Larry 9.0 (25306 votes)

Scrotum Self-Repair 8.8 (16504 votes)

Plane Stupid 8.3 (10349 votes)

Official Drug Test 8.1 (8506 votes)

Firewalls 7.8 (5391 votes)

Blondes and Oil Changes 7.7 (8463 votes)

Pumped Up! 7.6 (6473 votes)

Stingy Scientist 7.6 (6439 votes)

Outwitting a Thief 7.5 (5112 votes)

Cooking with Gas 7.5 (712 votes)

Poor Sense of Direction 7.3 (5270 votes)

License to Steal 7.2 (1346 votes)

Chicken with a Train 7.1 (4094 votes)

Sunny Side Up 6.9 (3799 votes)

Klutzy Crook 6.6 (9770 votes)

Right Tool for the Right Job 6.2 (5281 votes)

Spare Some Change? 5.4 (4046 votes)

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