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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Lawn Chair Larry 9.0 (25225 votes)

Scrotum Self-Repair 8.8 (16474 votes)

Plane Stupid 8.3 (10318 votes)

Official Drug Test 8.1 (8466 votes)

Firewalls 7.8 (5377 votes)

Blondes and Oil Changes 7.7 (8443 votes)

Pumped Up! 7.6 (6462 votes)

Stingy Scientist 7.6 (6420 votes)

Outwitting a Thief 7.5 (5094 votes)

Cooking with Gas 7.5 (701 votes)

Poor Sense of Direction 7.3 (5261 votes)

License to Steal 7.2 (1338 votes)

Chicken with a Train 7.1 (4080 votes)

Sunny Side Up 6.9 (3788 votes)

Klutzy Crook 6.6 (9763 votes)

Right Tool for the Right Job 6.2 (5276 votes)

Spare Some Change? 5.4 (4040 votes)

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