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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Lawn Chair Larry 9.0 (24975 votes)

Scrotum Self-Repair 8.8 (16378 votes)

Plane Stupid 8.3 (10232 votes)

Official Drug Test 8.1 (8381 votes)

Firewalls 7.8 (5347 votes)

Blondes and Oil Changes 7.7 (8396 votes)

Pumped Up! 7.6 (6438 votes)

Stingy Scientist 7.6 (6387 votes)

Outwitting a Thief 7.5 (5062 votes)

Cooking with Gas 7.5 (680 votes)

Poor Sense of Direction 7.3 (5228 votes)

License to Steal 7.2 (1316 votes)

Chicken with a Train 7.0 (4062 votes)

Sunny Side Up 6.9 (3771 votes)

Klutzy Crook 6.5 (9747 votes)

Right Tool for the Right Job 6.2 (5254 votes)

Spare Some Change? 5.4 (4016 votes)

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