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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Lawn Chair Larry 9.0 (24334 votes)

Scrotum Self-Repair 8.8 (16115 votes)

Plane Stupid 8.3 (9986 votes)

Official Drug Test 8.1 (8077 votes)

Firewalls 7.8 (5229 votes)

Blondes and Oil Changes 7.6 (8016 votes)

Pumped Up! 7.6 (6355 votes)

Stingy Scientist 7.6 (6283 votes)

Outwitting a Thief 7.5 (4895 votes)

Cooking with Gas 7.5 (637 votes)

Poor Sense of Direction 7.3 (5123 votes)

License to Steal 7.1 (1241 votes)

Chicken with a Train 7.0 (3970 votes)

Sunny Side Up 6.9 (3712 votes)

Klutzy Crook 6.5 (9688 votes)

Right Tool for the Right Job 6.2 (5179 votes)

Spare Some Change? 5.3 (3942 votes)

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