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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Lawn Chair Larry 9.0 (25201 votes)

Scrotum Self-Repair 8.8 (16468 votes)

Plane Stupid 8.3 (10306 votes)

Official Drug Test 8.1 (8461 votes)

Firewalls 7.8 (5372 votes)

Blondes and Oil Changes 7.7 (8439 votes)

Pumped Up! 7.6 (6459 votes)

Stingy Scientist 7.6 (6417 votes)

Outwitting a Thief 7.5 (5092 votes)

Cooking with Gas 7.5 (700 votes)

Poor Sense of Direction 7.3 (5256 votes)

License to Steal 7.2 (1336 votes)

Chicken with a Train 7.1 (4078 votes)

Sunny Side Up 6.9 (3787 votes)

Klutzy Crook 6.6 (9761 votes)

Right Tool for the Right Job 6.2 (5275 votes)

Spare Some Change? 5.4 (4037 votes)

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