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Darwin Awards
2009 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mortar Fire 8.7 (281 votes)

The Mane Attraction 8.6 (782 votes)

ICanSayIToldYouSo 8.5 (325 votes)

My Father, the PhD 8.5 (569 votes)

Down In The Dumps 8.4 (113 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.3 (228 votes)

Homemade Howitzer 8.1 (535 votes)

Boom Boom Bees 8.1 (113 votes)

White Spirit 8.1 (359 votes)

Chutes and Spills 8.0 (62 votes)

Cap-ping Cap-pow 8.0 (164 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.9 (62 votes)

Bonehead Bowling 7.8 (285 votes)

Not Even Half-Baked 7.7 (39 votes)

Clap Clap Clap Your Hands 7.6 (117 votes)

Duct Don't 7.5 (175 votes)

Nitrating The Unknown 7.5 (60 votes)

Mr. Tinker 7.4 (257 votes)

Agua Ski Calamity 7.3 (182 votes)

A Putty Bullet 7.3 (116 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.2 (528 votes)

Hot Buns 7.2 (531 votes)

Ninja Wannabe 7.1 (169 votes)

The Great Fruitcake Incident 7.1 (81 votes)

Cats Land On All Fours 7.1 (1020 votes)

Christmas Light Zinger 7.0 (228 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 7.0 (932 votes)

An Un-Fun Whirlwind 6.9 (271 votes)

Popsicle 6.6 (85 votes)

Tennis Blow 6.5 (211 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.5 (629 votes)

Locker Room Humor 6.4 (141 votes)

A Clear Lesson 6.4 (199 votes)

A Drilliant Idea 6.3 (142 votes)

Motorized Bar Stool 5.2 (27 votes)

Birch Slapped 5.1 (37 votes)

Against The Odds, Nothing! 4.4 (14 votes)

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