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Darwin Awards
2009 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mortar Fire 8.9 (739 votes)

The Mane Attraction 8.8 (996 votes)

ICanSayIToldYouSo 8.7 (482 votes)

My Father, the PhD 8.6 (819 votes)

Down In The Dumps 8.6 (197 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.5 (318 votes)

Boom Boom Bees 8.4 (240 votes)

Nitrating The Unknown 8.3 (160 votes)

Chutes and Spills 8.2 (145 votes)

Not Even Half-Baked 8.2 (124 votes)

Homemade Howitzer 8.0 (699 votes)

Cap-ping Cap-pow 8.0 (223 votes)

White Spirit 8.0 (505 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.9 (156 votes)

Clap Clap Clap Your Hands 7.8 (276 votes)

Bonehead Bowling 7.8 (386 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.5 (710 votes)

Duct Don't 7.5 (224 votes)

A Putty Bullet 7.4 (170 votes)

Mr. Tinker 7.4 (337 votes)

Hot Buns 7.3 (599 votes)

Ninja Wannabe 7.3 (229 votes)

Agua Ski Calamity 7.3 (250 votes)

Cats Land On All Fours 7.2 (1138 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 7.1 (1016 votes)

An Un-Fun Whirlwind 7.1 (343 votes)

Christmas Light Zinger 7.1 (318 votes)

The Great Fruitcake Incident 6.7 (162 votes)

Popsicle 6.6 (127 votes)

Tennis Blow 6.6 (271 votes)

Motorized Bar Stool 6.6 (163 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.5 (690 votes)

Locker Room Humor 6.5 (199 votes)

A Clear Lesson 6.4 (272 votes)

A Drilliant Idea 6.4 (201 votes)

Birch Slapped 5.5 (98 votes)

Against The Odds, Nothing! 5.3 (69 votes)

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