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Darwin Awards
2009 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

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Mortar Fire 8.9 (756 votes)

The Mane Attraction 8.8 (999 votes)

ICanSayIToldYouSo 8.7 (490 votes)

My Father, the PhD 8.6 (829 votes)

Down In The Dumps 8.6 (201 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.5 (320 votes)

Boom Boom Bees 8.4 (244 votes)

Nitrating The Unknown 8.3 (165 votes)

Chutes and Spills 8.2 (147 votes)

Not Even Half-Baked 8.2 (126 votes)

Homemade Howitzer 8.0 (704 votes)

Cap-ping Cap-pow 8.0 (225 votes)

White Spirit 8.0 (509 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.9 (158 votes)

Bonehead Bowling 7.9 (389 votes)

Clap Clap Clap Your Hands 7.8 (278 votes)

Duct Don't 7.5 (225 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.4 (724 votes)

Mr. Tinker 7.4 (340 votes)

Hot Buns 7.3 (601 votes)

A Putty Bullet 7.3 (172 votes)

Cats Land On All Fours 7.2 (1140 votes)

Ninja Wannabe 7.2 (234 votes)

Agua Ski Calamity 7.2 (253 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 7.1 (1018 votes)

An Un-Fun Whirlwind 7.1 (346 votes)

Christmas Light Zinger 7.1 (322 votes)

The Great Fruitcake Incident 6.7 (164 votes)

Popsicle 6.6 (128 votes)

Tennis Blow 6.6 (274 votes)

Motorized Bar Stool 6.6 (164 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.5 (691 votes)

Locker Room Humor 6.4 (204 votes)

A Drilliant Idea 6.4 (202 votes)

A Clear Lesson 6.3 (277 votes)

Birch Slapped 5.5 (99 votes)

Against The Odds, Nothing! 5.3 (70 votes)

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