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| The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following personal accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes deceased) readers. |
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(1999, Fairbanks, Alaska) As an Alaska resident for 18 years, I have seen many stupid things. The topper was when two inebriated teenagers decided to swim with polar bears in the Alaska Zoo in Anchorage. They jumped over one fence and climbed through another to get to the pool, where Binky the Bear took offence and mauled the first of the intruders. His prostate suffered dearly for this mistake, but he survived. The second boy escaped unscathed. As an interesting footnote, a new pen was under consideration because the old one was much too elaborate for its purpose of keeping the polar bears inside. In light of this escapade, maybe they should emphasise making it hard for people to get in, instead of the bears getting out. Submitted by: Tyler Thickstun |
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The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action
Hardback. 327 pages. Autographed.$15 185 Stories! In the ongoing saga of Survival of the Fittest, meet the thief who steals electrical wires without shutting off the current! Marvel at the would-be pilot who suspends his lawnchair from helium balloons! Learn from the man who peers into a gas can using a cigarette lighter...! This book also includes a History of the Darwin Awards, Darwin Haiku, and a dozen humorous discussions of the implications of evolution, including the origin of idiots, and the role of testosterone. Autographed by Author! |
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