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Darwin Awards
1999 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Bowling 8.9 (8264 votes)

Packing the Wardrobe 8.3 (4028 votes)

Disco Dork 8.1 (4028 votes)

Gangster Blues 7.7 (3113 votes)

Tide-ally Impaired 7.5 (2902 votes)

Bridge Bonzai 7.3 (2635 votes)

Jump Rope Blues 7.2 (2697 votes)

Levelled 7.1 (1623 votes)

Trephination 7.1 (2523 votes)

Industrious Brain Dead Private 6.9 (2395 votes)

Train Dodge! 6.9 (2589 votes)

Betrayal of Trussed 6.9 (2082 votes)

Quarry Story 6.7 (1821 votes)

Unkindest Cut of All 6.6 (2693 votes)

Flak Vest Test 6.6 (2793 votes)

Coke, the Real Thing 6.6 (5021 votes)

What a Gas! 6.4 (2452 votes)

Cleaning the Head 6.4 (3633 votes)

Diving Lessons 6.2 (2321 votes)

Polar Bear Lesson 6.2 (3028 votes)

The Iceman Exiteth 6.1 (1936 votes)

Withdrawing Money 6.1 (3018 votes)

North Pacific Deckpecker 6.1 (3187 votes)

Car Surfing 6.0 (3295 votes)

Fun with Forklifts 6.0 (3460 votes)

Cement Punching Bag 5.9 (2778 votes)

Jet Ski Jock 5.8 (2557 votes)

Wives With Chloroform 5.5 (2908 votes)

Leap of Faith 5.3 (2211 votes)

Helium and Oxygen Don't Mix 5.0 (2823 votes)

Elemental Mistake 4.9 (1864 votes)

Newton's Laws of Motion 4.8 (2397 votes)

Accident Waiting to Happen 4.5 (3247 votes)

Breaking the Law 4.3 (3250 votes)

Cat-Astrophe 3.4 (3523 votes)

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