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2005 Personal Accounts

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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Captain Magneto 8.5 (1285 votes)

Medieval Flambe 8.4 (875 votes)

Wild Wheelchair Ride 8.4 (1058 votes)

Do What I Say, Not What I Do 8.3 (608 votes)

Bullet-Brain 8.3 (713 votes)

Gun Safety Nonsense 8.2 (722 votes)

Tight Wad 8.2 (448 votes)

The Bigger the Better 8.0 (408 votes)

Air Freshener 8.0 (343 votes)

Volunteer Fire Man 7.8 (522 votes)

Stupid Car 7.8 (622 votes)

A Salty Tale 7.7 (404 votes)

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