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2005 Personal Accounts

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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Captain Magneto 8.5 (1347 votes)

Medieval Flambe 8.4 (910 votes)

Wild Wheelchair Ride 8.4 (1104 votes)

Do What I Say, Not What I Do 8.3 (683 votes)

Bullet-Brain 8.3 (750 votes)

Gun Safety Nonsense 8.2 (789 votes)

Tight Wad 8.2 (477 votes)

The Bigger the Better 8.0 (451 votes)

Air Freshener 8.0 (374 votes)

Volunteer Fire Man 7.8 (552 votes)

Stupid Car 7.8 (664 votes)

A Salty Tale 7.7 (440 votes)

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