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Darwin Awards
2005 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Captain Magneto 8.4 (1445 votes)

Wild Wheelchair Ride 8.4 (1162 votes)

Bullet-Brain 8.3 (827 votes)

Do What I Say, Not What I Do 8.3 (782 votes)

Medieval Flambe 8.3 (960 votes)

Tight Wad 8.2 (534 votes)

Gun Safety Nonsense 8.2 (903 votes)

Air Freshener 8.0 (411 votes)

The Bigger the Better 7.9 (510 votes)

Stupid Car 7.8 (724 votes)

Volunteer 'Fire' Man 7.7 (614 votes)

A Salty Tale 7.7 (515 votes)

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